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The Woodman, Macclesfield

The Woodman
131 Hurdsfield Road
SK10 1LL
  Tel: 01625 424863
Web: The Woodman

Added: 3/1/2005
Modified: 11/22/2012 11:26:43 AM

Written By Hans Dryer

This is a big pub in a late 20th century building, probably 70's, combined with an ajoining hardware store. It is a stones throw from the town centre, at the bottom of hurdsfield road, not far from the now demolished Victoria Park Flats estate.

Outside are a few picnic tables and an attempt at a garden, lets have a look inside.

The front entrance gives two options, left or right.

The pool room is to the left, and the stage area to the right. The bar is central located, with a further corridor at the back linking both room, which contains the entrances to the toilets.

Entertainment wise, there is as mentioned pool and a stage area, jukebox, fruit machines and multi screen Sky Sports.

This is a Robinsons Pub, and the decoration is suitably shabby, but is more than ok.

On the bar are Unicorn, Hatters, Robin Bitter, Carling, Guinness and Strongbow. On a recent visit, the absence of bottled Budweiser was a little disappointing.

Lets check the toilets..

These are a beauty! Cream floors and white tiling only tease at what awaits!

The urinal basins are light cyan blue! 3 of, with 2 p*ss shields, the far one is missing, but im still well impressed with the colour! Good shaped drainers too, and well plumbed!

Opposite is a matching blue sink with pump soap, a mirror and hand dryer. Both hot and cold taps work nicely.

Next to this is a door to the single sh*tter. It does not disappoint! Matching blue too, nice flush action and with a nice white roll dispenser and bog brush you cannot fail to be impressed in this lavatory!

Back out of the room for a final look round. At the front of the sh*thouse room is a radiator and jonny machine, these bogs have it all.

Overall, not the most attractive pub, it will probably get a makeover in the next few years i should imagine, but the bogs are a real treat!

People should travel the length and Breadth of the UK to see these light blue p*ssers!


There are currently 6 comments about The Woodman, Macclesfield

#1: Comment left by Gemma Forrest of China

“Wow! those are some shiny, pretty toilets. Id be privelliged to sit on one of those beautiful blue seats. I hear the beer is awesome too. ”

Date: 10/30/2008 9:11:30 PM

#2: Comment left by Kurtis of Macclesfield

“I like this pub, although it is a bit of a dive.

The toilets are nice to have a crap on though, which is good as the watered down beer will go straight through you, but other than that, great pub and great atmosphere.”

Date: 12/30/2008 11:42:53 PM

#3: Comment left by Jess =) of Macc / Swansea

“WOW!! i wish i was there this looks like an AWESOME pub...

P.S. Gemma, only guys sit on those ones.. =P

Date: 1/18/2009 5:33:39 AM

#4: Comment left by Dave of Macclesfield

“Great pub and landlord, it gets really rockin on a Friday Night... the beer is good too!

P.S. The Toilets now have a White Sink and Bog!”

Date: 2/6/2009 1:22:13 PM

#5: Comment left by 瘋狂糞 (Chinese) / Crazy fecal (English) of 重慶直轄市區 (Chinese) / Chongqing (English)

“哇,看看這些藍色的廁所,他們是驚人的,因此藝術 (Chinese) / Wow, look at those blue toilet, they are amazing, so artistic (English)”

Date: 8/12/2009 5:14:01 PM

#6: Comment left by George of Macclesfield..

“Pub Closed,2010 !!!..”

Date: 11/21/2012 2:39:01 PM

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