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The Royal Oak, Alderley Edge

The Royal Oak
28 Heyes Lane
Alderley Edge
  Tel: 01625 590 512

Added: 10/25/2008
Modified: 8/5/2014 4:12:23 PM

Written By Hans Dryer

This pub is on Heyes Lane, off the main road in Alderly Edge.

For your trek a little off the beaten-track you'll be rewarded with a proper pub that isn't trying to be as posh and poncey as over establishments in the village.

It is quite a sizeable pub, with a front bar area, and more seating down a few steps where you can sit and have a meal.

This is a traditional pub, with proper pub features, relax with a beer and enjoy!

A trip to the toilets does not disapoint either!

...a proper gents bog room with a terracotta tiled floor...

There is a big long p*ss-stone type urinal, consisting of seven panes of stone, with a black p*ss-ridge to stand and aim from. It is plumbed nicely onto the cream wall.

to the left are two Jonny Dispenser machines, and a hand dryer. Left again (opposite the p*ss tone) are two sinks and a mirror. The sinks are exposed on the wall, and have nice little stabilising legs. There is a soap dispenser too.

The bog cubicle has a white bowl in it with a darkish brown coloured wooden seat. The handle is on the right, where you will also see a pipe feeding the cistern, set against the white wall tiles. A bog brush was hidden away at the back too.

A Nice Real Pub - 8/10

There are currently 2 comments about The Royal Oak, Alderley Edge

#1: Comment left by Tracy of The Royal Oak

“This is a very charming review of the Gents toilets, however these pictures are now some years old and they have been updated... We would invite anyone to come and view the Gents or photograph them, also whilst your here have a look at the Ladies they are stunning, thank you.”

Date: 7/17/2010 1:40:10 PM

#2: Comment left by Steve Williams of Lymm

“It is now a housing development.

knocked down 3 years ago”

Date: 8/5/2014 2:46:41 PM

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