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Swan With Two Necks, Stockport

Swan With Two Necks
Princes Street
Greater Manchester
  Tel: 0161 480 2341

Added: 11/8/2008
Modified: 5/9/2009 1:09:54 PM

Written By Hans Dryer

The Swan With Tow Necks is a Robinson's Pub placed right slap-bang in the centre of Stockport Town Centre.

You cant miss it, if you've just wandered out the back of Woolworths, look opposite and see a grand old black-and-white wooden-clad three storey building.

Enter to find a traditional pub, with wooden clad walls, lots of brass, and lots of charming old people.

Grab a pint of Unicorn Bitter, and sit in the back on the leather seating under the brass plates.

There are more interesting things to look at, besides brass, such as a glass case containing a stuffed squirrel playing pool, I kid you not!

The toilets can be found outside, via the back door..

This really is a "Brick Sh*thouse", inside it hides a traditional gents toilets.

The walls inside are of white tiles. It is reasonably well lit in daylight, not sure what it's like at night.

The p*ss stone is old, and has 3 bays, and a slight aiming platform (see photo). It is nestled under a window, and the old white cistern is on the right.

Opposite is a sink, and old dryer, and a soap dispenser on the wall with purple soap!

There is a grey wooden door to your left, next to the urinals, this is the toilet cubicle.

It has a white bog with a light brown / pine coloured seat. It is fed from a rather crude pipe, up to a black cistern above.

Yes this is a pull chain bog, have a go!

There was a white bog brush when we visited, and also a white and grey roll holder. The door shut too just fine.

Be warned, in winter time outdoor loos can be a miserable experience, especially if you need a dump.

A Top Class Traditional Pub and Loos! 9/10

There is currently 1 comment about Swan With Two Necks, Stockport

#1: Comment left by Sbilts of Stockport

“I know of someone losing their dentures down the urinal in this establishment.They were never found....”

Date: 5/8/2009 11:46:03 PM

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