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Toast Bar, Macclesfield

Toast Bar
Dukes Court
Mill Street
SK11 6NN
Added: 11/21/2008
Modified: 11/19/2012 11:03:54 AM

Written By Hans Dryer

Toast is in Dukes Court, on top of Ronnie's Bar, where Kusch Too used to be.

It is much smaller than Ronnie's, bt benefits from having the balcony area for smokers and drinkers alike.

The inside of the bar is small and cosy, with no windows, and is painted white. There are places to sit, and the DJ Booth takes up one end.

This place reminds me of Beba, by the music, the people, and the state of repair.

Yes, somethings in the bar are a bit tatty, but tatty is good in my eyes.

On the bar all draught lagers are 2.90 a pint. choose from Becks, Stella, Peeterman, Amstel or Becks. I had Amstel, twas a good pint.

The loos are located to the right of the DJ area, ladies first, then gents. Both share the same wash-basin area, out in the main corridor to the loos.

What a shock we got when entering the gents....

The cubicle is completely boarded up!

It had a warning etched into the wood too, about being ejected from the premesis, I cant remeber quite what it said.

Had someone had an anal explosion in here? Or is there a more sinister reason for it's closure?

The trough had too do, given the toilet situation, luckily I only needed a p*ss.

It is a metal trough urinal, triangular, and with yellow soaps. It was in a good state of repair.

The floor tiles, walls were a bit grotty.

Opposite is a condom dispenser with vibrating cock rings!

As mentioned, the sink area is shared with the ladies, you'll see it immediately after exiting the gents.

The sinks are set in a wooden worktop, under mirrors (see photo).

A good place, very different to Ronnie's.

The bogs need sorting out though!


Update - Jan 2009:

Came back in last night, it was quite quiet compared to Ronnie's downstairs, and the place is looking very tatty. The beer was good though...

I made a highly anticipated trip to the loos, as I'd heard on the grapevine that things had been fixed...

First up, the urinal trough has been moved onto the wall opposite where it used to be. I had a p*ss, it had yellow soaps in it so I p*ssed them up and down the trough.

Secondly, the cubicle, it is now open... very open... there is no door. Given the "no door" situation, I'm pretty sure it only ever gets used to wee in.

The cubicle has a funny layout (see photo), its almost like there is a bench for your friends to sit with you while you poo, if they ever add a door that is!

The sink opposite the entrance to the gents didn't work, so I used the one opposite the ladies, which worked ok, but was over powerful and splashed up in my face, somebody please turn it down a little!

Getting Better - 6/10


Update March 2010:

Wow, the evolution of the toilets here is an unstoppable force!

Now the unisex sh*thouses boast a men's section of the left, with metal trough and sink, then two cubicles with their own sinks to the right.

The new photo here is from the cubicle on the far right.

Whilst basic, and not too clean and tidy, it show's their intentions... and enclosed cubicle and sink area for the ladies.

There was bog roll, the toilet flushed, but the button seemed on it's last legs... the sink worked ok.

Club wise, Toast is doing a grand job, great place!


There are currently 10 comments about Toast Bar, Macclesfield

#1: Comment left by Steve of Macclesfield

“no problem. I always used ronnies toilets when needs be”

Date: 11/29/2008 8:54:30 PM

#2: Comment left by Dwane of Macclesfield

“the male toilets now feature a door”

Date: 6/27/2009 9:10:50 PM

#3: Comment left by Ryan of Stoke On Trent

“Unisex toilets?! NOT a good move. Place is a dump too. I won't be going back, that's for sure!”

Date: 11/13/2009 5:13:02 PM

#4: Comment left by Stu of Macc

“Went in on Saturday and absolutely buzzing! Toilets were not great, someone had punched a hole in a wall. What goes through peoples heads? OK it's shabby, but great staff and reasonable prices.”

Date: 11/17/2009 2:29:42 AM

#5: Comment left by Jonathan of Hazel Grove

“Unisex toilets are a no. The place is shabby with work done by what seem to be cowboy builders. Not my scene. Beer wasn't great either.”

Date: 3/22/2010 9:43:01 AM

#6: Comment left by Jason of Bollington

“Can't stand this place personally. Only go as my mates do. Why would anyone want to use unisex toilets? Can't wait for it to close to get a better bar in it's place which is what Macc is all about!
I don't want the ladies watching me doing "my business"! But hey, this is just my opinion of which I am entitled.”

Date: 6/26/2010 3:50:29 AM

#7: Comment left by John of Macclesfield

“This might be due a re-review I'd say: (1) Toast got a refit a few months back, (2) the bogs are much better these days, (3) the unisex thing got scrapped as locals couldn't work it out, and finally, (4) there wasn't any holes in the wall any more either (last time I checked). :)”

Date: 8/3/2010 11:09:03 AM

#8: Comment left by Lisa of Macclesfield

“defo needs a review, toilets completely different. Seperate guys and girls, girlies have mirrors, 3 cubicles, very clean, nice floor and marble type panels on walls. 2 sinks. very good.”

Date: 3/22/2011 5:47:49 PM

#9: Comment left by Neil of Bollington

“New toilets are all well and good, till the next ones. How many times does this place need refurbishing?! This has got to be the 4th or 5th time they have been done and they still can't get it right.

If it wasn't for all the idiots and junkies that form the local clientel of the bar, it wouldn't be a bad place. Stick to Ronnies if venturing there. More expensive, but the people aren't coked off their chops! At least that is my opinion of the times i've been.”

Date: 3/23/2011 11:11:01 AM

#10: Comment left by Jack of Macclesfield

“Whole place it still a dump...”

Date: 11/8/2012 7:13:01 AM

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