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Hog In The Pound, London

Hog In The Pound
28 South Molton Street
Greater London
  Tel: 020 7493 7720
Fax: 020 7495 7767
Web: Hog In The Pound

Added: 12/31/2008
Modified: 12/31/2008 2:31:45 PM

Written By Hans Dryer

The Hog In The Pound is a pub in the Bond St / Mayfair area of London.

The pub has an extensive food menu, and meals are served daily from 11am till 9pm.

The pub is kind of parisian-cafe style, and sits on the corner of two roads.

This pub was recommended to us by our friends at Falling Down The Pub, who also wrote the following section of the review, and supplied the photo. Cheers Lads!


'What do you do, If you have to do a poo, in an English city boozer?'

That's right...hold your nose, bring your own toilet paper, hover over the seat (if you are lucky enough to have one), get the job done quick, and hold the door shut with any available free limb. Wicked.

Using the toilets for a 'number 2', in a London pub is a bit like playing a game, which is a disgusting hybrid of Twister and Russian Roulette!... Number of players you say? Well, 'Unlimited' I guess... depending on how many people try the door, whilst you're on the throne.

All this however, is not any issue for me, I know. It's all just for your information. But it does make me laugh, just exactly 'what' people will put up with 'toilet-wise' in England.

Whenever I need to use the toilet in The Hog and the Pound, I usually just 'go', wherever I happen to be snaffling around at the time, and then crack on with the boozing in hand. For everyone else in the Hog in the Pound,.. it is however, a different matter!


It's like taking a dump in the old West, here in the Hog in the Pound.

You've either gotta be nearing touching cloth desperation, or a blatent exhibitionist to run the gauntlet in here.

For me, it was a case of the former, during the boxing day sales.... Never again.


Comment from the PubToilets.Com Team - What a charming thing to write on a toilet notice board!

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