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Bate Hall, Macclesfield

Bate Hall
39 Chestergate
SK11 6BX
  Tel: 01625 422319

Added: Before records began, pre Jan 2005
Modified: 6/12/2013 2:54:15 PM

Written By Hans Dryer

Positioned on Chestergate, dead in the town centre, the Bate Hall is one of the oldest buildings in Macclesfield!

I believe parts of the building date back to the 17th Century!

With it's town-centre proximity, the pub is very busy with business folk out for lunch.

In the evenings the pub can also be quite busy, a resident pianist often provides added entertainment.

Th pub is laid out as follows... enter the door to arrive in the old pub, a room to your left contains the bar area with some seating, the room to the right contains a seating room, set out for food, and the piano. The original beams make an already attractive pub even more special.

To the rear of the pub, past the toilets on your left, is the modern extension building, this contains many more tables for food, and at the far end you will two pool tables.

Throughout, the pub is fitted out with unusual decorations and novelties! This pub certainly has character!

For added entertainment, a few fruit machines are dotted around the pub

To the bar...
The bar has a good range of beers, with many guest ones. Marstons Pedigree, Burton Bitter and Ruddles are amongst the offerings. Ruddle's was on at 1.65 a pint on my recent visit, very nice it was too.

Food is also available to order at the bar. I simply opted for a Pukka Pie from the display machine, Steak and Kidney, with Tommy Ketchup, went down a treat with my pint, yum yum!

Trumping already! Time for a hot sh*te!

The entrance to the toilets is also attractive and feature full, through the main door we find...

A big old p*ss-stone to your right, has probably seen many years of fine urination!

Opposite are two sinks and a rather large mirror, neatly set in the tiling, which is excellent throughout.

To the right of the sinks is the soap, to the left the hand dryer, both well maintained.

The condom machine is next to the p*sser, but can you manage a sh*g after that big lunch?

on your exit, you will find the pan to the left, time for that sh*t now i think. A quick inspection before reveals a well kept sh*tter, with wooden seat, so its time to drop your trousers before you fill them with hot and sticky turd!

A very impressive pub and sh*t house.


There are currently 3 comments about Bate Hall, Macclesfield

#1: Comment left by Mark of Macclesfield

“Once was a bloody good pub. Too many people with stupid delusions of how to make a real pub better cocked it up. Hence pub is now closed and going down the pan in every way.”

Date: 10/10/2008 10:17:03 PM

#2: Comment left by Colin of Macclesfield

“Have heard that this pub is going to reopen in Xmas 08/Jan 09 with extensive food menu.”

Date: 12/8/2008 11:07:36 AM

#3: Comment left by Helen of New Landlady summer 2013!

“Toilets now a lot cleaner!

My husband and i are the new landlords May 2013 so call in and say hello - looking forward to meeting you!”

Date: 6/12/2013 1:28:32 PM

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