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The Royal Oak, Woburn Sands

The Royal Oak
18 Church Road
Aspley Heath
Woburn Sands
MK17 8TA
  Tel: 01908 584 007

Added: 4/23/2009
Modified: 3/31/2017 3:29:54 PM

A True English Boozer, expensive soft drinks and beer.

Toilets cleaned once on a month. Best to use them on the first Monday of each month where they have been cleaned with bleach and the whole pub stinks of it.

Landlord a cockney, looks like a Roman soldier but they used swords to frighten people, all he's got is a hurling stick in the corner which he claims his Great Uncle from Ireland made looks like its been bought from Soccer Sports.

No food only pork scratchings. Do not go to the pub at 5.00 pm as it stinks of brocoli which he feeds his dog.

Finally don't go to the bog unless you have a face mask and a change of clothes.

There are currently 7 comments about The Royal Oak, Woburn Sands

#1: Comment left by Neil of Woburn Sands

“I know someone who once went for a poo there.”

Date: 1/9/2010 1:57:54 PM

#2: Comment left by Sean of Woburn Sands

“I sat on that toilet recently and cracked the pan. Some local birds ran the pub one nite and the toilet smelt lovely”

Date: 10/25/2010 11:19:17 AM

#3: Comment left by Johnny King of ws,Milleed-en-Beans

“ use Obi-Wan-Kenobi's words: 'you'll never come across a more wretched hive of Scum & Villainy!!'”

Date: 11/30/2010 10:55:24 AM

#4: Comment left by Moneypenny of Emayessex

“Landlord with a heart of gold and staunch following. Despite the absence of the female touch in the decor/facilities, the fairer sex are made most welcome and safe. Great for good conversation and stories - plenty of stories.”

Date: 10/14/2011 12:18:12 PM

#5: Comment left by Rocket Dog of Woburn Sands

“I like the Royal Oak, it is the most expensive pub in Woburn Sands but its a Pub,your not surrounded by families munching, children screaming and the rest of it. Its the only Old fashioned Pub, if yer hungry have a bag of nuts. yes the toilets need some money thrown at them and the whole place could do with a bit of a face lift. Its also a friendly pub and you can get a great pint of Gunness there. xx”

Date: 10/24/2011 3:39:09 PM

#6: Comment left by Rocket Dog of Woburn Sands

“Yeah!! defo needs a lick of paint. But we like it, its a pub infact the only pub in town, the rest are full of food, children and sh*t xx”

Date: 10/27/2011 5:05:01 PM

#7: Comment left by Brown bear 🐻 aka Browny of Timbuktu

“Lovely olde English boozer, landlord pretends to be from North London 30years ago (Arsenal Supporter)

Everyone who's over 60, think their related to Ronnie or Reggie bless them, onset...

Lovely people.. expensive company x

Date: 3/26/2017 5:08:39 PM

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