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Last Orders, Macclesfield

Last Orders
116 - 118 Park Lane
SK11 6UA
  Tel: 01625 426 855

Added: 8/18/2009
Modified: 2/4/2011 1:57:45 PM

Written By Hans Dryer

Last Orders has been around for a couple of years now, filling the gap created in Park Lane drinking when the Ivy House closed.

Last Orders, on "L.O." is a regional chain of pubs that specialise in live sports bars and cheap drinks.

You can catch all the premier lageu football, and other sporting action, here. Beer is excellently priced, Fosters at 1.80 / pint and bitter for 1.60!

Given the cheap prices, location, and live sport, this pub does attract a certain clientelle, so may appear a bit intimidating on a busy day, at first glance. However, we recommend you give the pub a chance, as it's actually veyr nice and the landlady is nice and friendly.

The toilets are at the back of the pub, down a little corridor on the left, just where the Ivy House loos were.

The gents room is tiled white. On entrance, you'll see that the old Ivy Leaf stone urinal has gone, replaced with a metal trough, with a white cistern above, it was in good order and had a p*ss filter.

To it's left is a sink and soap and mirror under a barred window, opposite, to the right of the urinal, is the hand dryer.

There is a single toilet cubicle in the gents, which still has some of the old two-tone tiling. The toilet is white, with a wooden guard over the cistern top, with a no smoking sign on it, and there is a big loo roll and a bin.

Lifting the lid on the bog brought a nasty surprise (see photo). Some dirty turd had had a very dirty turd, and it stank like f*cking sh*t! It was above the flush line too, not nice for whoever got the "job" of cleaning it!

Good Pub, OK Bogs, but a nasty surpise in the sh*tter!


There are currently 3 comments about Last Orders, Macclesfield

#1: Comment left by Neil Brush of Macc

“Cracking turd down that bog!”

Date: 8/18/2009 9:15:32 AM

#2: Comment left by Jim of Macc

“The pub is great and a pint of Fosters is 1.60 at the moment. But on days you will require wellies by the urinal and it is ill advised to lift a closed toilet seat. You can live your life by those rules in most pubs though.”

Date: 11/13/2010 9:50:02 AM

#3: Comment left by big jim of macc

“pub gud not sure bout land lady lol .you do a great job ann”

Date: 2/3/2011 8:21:36 PM

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