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Olde Queens Head, Keswick

Olde Queens Head
Bell Close
CA12 5JF
  Tel: 01768 773 333
Web: Olde Queens Head

Added: 11/26/2009
Modified: 11/26/2009 8:47:28 AM

Written By Hans Dryer

The Queens Head is the pub of The Queens Hotel in Keswick.

It is a massive oblong pub, with a bar located centrally, and an upstairs area, with bar, to match.

The bar serves real ales, local brews, shows live sport, and has a pool table downstairs.

The decor is cosy, the lighting a little dark, but comfortable.

At the upstairs bar are usually a couple of Czech birds, who are very tasty indeed!

Go downstairs to the pool area, and join in some "winner stays on" pool gaming.

There were loads of attractive local lasses in here, and friendly fellas too. In fact, one of our group reckoned he'd seen his ideal bird in here... shortish, massive waps, sexy, nice!

The pub can be found via a little alley way from the main street in Keswick, which links through to a big car park. Outside the pub is a little smoking area, ever popular.

The toilets are located upstairs, to the right of the bar.

We had a few beers in here, and the pub was busy, so we've only managed to "snap off" a photo of the sh*tter...

A plain white loo, with "push to flush" button on the right. Had a good slah in here, after several pints. The door locked, and the roll holder had sh*t roll. No bog brush.

Great Place, will return 8/10

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