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Peachy Keens, Nottingham

Peachy Keens
112 Upper Parliament Street
  Tel: 0115 958 3666
Web: Peachy Keens

Added: 5/15/2012
Modified: 7/2/2012 11:31:18 PM

Written By Paul Privy

This place is an 'all you can eat buffet'. The place has been described as “Food not so peachy, price not so keen.”

We came on a week day lunch time and the place was very busy, be warned this place is busy both day and night. I believe prices are £6.95 for lunch and around £11.95 for evening dinner.

Multi cuisine on offer here, dishes vary from Indian, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Japanese, Mexican and Portuguese. Dishes made by their chefs from across the world. On our visit a big fat angry looking Chinese chef was frying away behind the counter.

We in particular enjoyed the Indian Cuisine. We made sure we got our moneys worth and we stuffed our faces. We did not have any drinks in here. I had a quick look at the drinks list, over four pound for a Guinness! Other drinks started around the four pound mark, we stuck to tap water.

After all that food it was time for a big fat sh*t.

The toilets are located at the back of the restaurant behind the bar area.

First impressions, bloody dark again!

Second complaint was that two out of the three cubicles were out of order. My arse was steaming chilli and I had to quickly pebble dash the pan. I had to make do with the cubicle in the middle. The bowl was clean enough but the toilet seat was loose. I took a massive sloppy sh*t into the bowl, but not a comfortable experience as I slid from side to side whilst crapping. The toilet paper came out awkward. A silver bog brush was on hand to clean up the nasty splatters around the bowl.

Come back out of the cubicle and we have three urinals that line the walls. On the other side is the wash sinks. Round bowl shaped wash sinks, the tap let the water out a bit sharp, bloody splashing all over my trousers.

We make our way out the bog to find a toilet maintenance check list on the door. Maybe they should actually check it!

Not a very positive toilet experience here.


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