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The Swan Inn, Felsted

The Swan Inn
Station Road
  Tel: +44 1371 820245
Web: The Swan Inn

Added: 8/14/2015
Modified: 8/14/2015 4:59:16 PM

Written By Paul Privy

We went for a Sunday Lunch at The Swan in Felsted, Essex.

There were four of us on our visit. The waiter was very efficient and took our drinks order as soon as we were ready. Our Sunday lunch arrived promptly, we all chose different, 2 Roast Beef, 1 Roast Pork and 1 Roast Chicken and all meals were excellent. We were offered puddings and coffee which were also very good, the waiting staff were very attentive and we didnít have to wait long for our grub.

The bogs are quite luxurious here! They look like they have only been refurbished fairly recently.

I had a nice enjoyable p*ss here. I aimed for the dead fly which had unfortunately landed in the urinal and died (see photo). It literally had drowned in p*ss!

The sinks are great here. They look like woks! There were nice clean hand towels to dry my hands on, nice touch!

Overall a great Sunday Roast here, followed by a great p*ss.


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